A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

  • -- Wanda Sykes 旺达赛克斯

女人会讲一个笑话。什么。然后一个人把球投出去,每个人都会笑。

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Man is the hunter; woman is his game: The sleek and shining creatures of the chase, We hunt them for the beauty of their skins; They love us for it, and we ride them down.

人是猎人;女人是他的猎物:我们追逐的光滑闪亮的动物,我们追逐她们是为了她们美丽的皮肤;他们因此而爱我们,而我们却让他们失望。

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

如果一个女人告诉你她二十岁,看起来十六岁,那她就是十二岁。如果她告诉你她二十六岁,看起来二十六岁,那她已经快四十岁了。