I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我过去常做运动。然后我意识到你可以买奖杯。现在我什么都擅长。

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I care about being able to play. If you're playing with integrity in the music, then that's what matters. But it wasn't that great for me because it was kinda like going back into the old times without the guy.

我关心的是能否打球。如果你在音乐中表现出正直,那才是最重要的。但这对我来说并不是很好,因为这就像回到了没有他的旧时代。

For the most part, I get to do what I want to do. If I want to play poker, I can. If I don't want to play poker, I don't have to.

在大多数情况下,我可以做我想做的事情。如果我想玩扑克,我可以。如果我不想打扑克,我就不必打。

Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense.

与其到远方烧香,不如就近行善。

A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.

良好的记忆力是经过训练而忘记琐事的人。