I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我过去常做运动。然后我意识到你可以买奖杯。现在我什么都擅长。

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Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The hairs of his head are easier by far to count than his feeling, the movements of his heart.

谁能指出在一个灵魂中起作用的各种力量?耶和华阿,人是深渊。他的头发比他的感觉和心的活动更容易计数。

When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistakenly thought that if I was famous then everyone would love me.

在我们成长的过程中,我们的父母以某种方式明确表示,出名是件好事。我错误地认为,如果我出名了,那么每个人都会爱我。

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

我认为人们打高尔夫球的一个原因是它让他们沉迷于日常琐事之外的事情。它会让你忘记这一点。

Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be.

也许我们在恋爱中的感受代表了一种正常的状态。恋爱表明一个人应该成为什么样的人。