A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

  • -- Chauncey Depew 昌西德普

悲观主义者认为所有的女人都是坏的。乐观主义者就是希望他们是。

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Common sense is the most fairly distributed thing in the world, for each one thinks he is so well-endowed with it that even those who are hardest to satisfy in all other matters are not in the habit of desiring more of it than they already have.

常识是世界上分布得最均匀的东西,因为每个人都认为自己很有天赋,即使是那些在其他事情上最难满足的人,也没有比他们已经拥有的东西更渴望得到常识的习惯。

The study of history is useful to the historian by teaching him his ignorance of women.

研究历史有助于历史学家了解他对妇女的无知。

Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.

许多人以为他是在买快乐,其实他是在把自己卖给快乐。

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

对妇女一概而论是危险的。专门研究它们是极其糟糕的。