This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

  • -- Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼

这个人过去常带着他的狗去上学。然后他们分开了。他的狗毕业!

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You know, I was a school rebel. Whatever they said do, I didn't do. I was totally anti-everything.

你知道,我是学校里的叛逆分子。不管他们说什么,我都没做。我完全反对一切。

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

一个好朋友知道你所有最好的故事。一个最好的朋友和你住在一起。

I got even with all the bad management I had by being a good manager.

我做了一名优秀的经理,即使我的管理很糟糕,我也得到了报偿。

Science is for those who learn; poetry, for those who know.

科学是为那些学习的人准备的;诗,给那些知道的人。