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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

  • -- Bob Hope 鲍勃·霍普

好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。

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You can criticize any news staff in some ways, but the one thing that you couldn't call the Village Voice staff was a staff of stenographers, taking notes from public figures and just passing them on.

你可以在某些方面批评任何新闻工作人员，但有一件事你不能打电话给“乡村之声”的工作人员，那就是一群速记员，他们记录公众人物的笔记，然后把它们传递下去。

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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.

嗯，很多政治活动都是与人交流的，很明显喜剧与此有关。我做过制片人，也领导过别人。而且，作为一个喜剧演员，你也有压力。

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

即使你的孩子总是和你说的完全相反，你也要一如既往地爱他们。

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I don't watch a lot of television. Sports and news, that's it.

我不怎么看电视。体育和新闻，就是这些。

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