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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

  • -- Bob Hope 鲍勃·霍普

好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。

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It's nice to know about something as soon as it happens, and obviously a newspaper can't provide that.

一件事发生就知道是件好事，而报纸显然无法做到这一点。

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Chaplin was notoriously strict with his sons and rarely gave them spending money.

卓别林对他的儿子们是出了名的严格，很少给他们花钱。

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It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

它是全能的力量，是大自然的光辉，然后是你。

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I like to cover news when it happens, not five years later.

我喜欢在新闻发生的时候报道，而不是五年后。

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