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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

  • -- Bob Hope 鲍勃·霍普

好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。

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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had. He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

是啊，我们一出校门就搬起石头砸了自己的脚。一开始经营这家公司的人在我们有多少资本的问题上误导了几乎所有人。他说我们有足够的钱过三年不赚钱的日子，也有足够的钱过三个星期。

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I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

我曾经有一个理论，如果你有一个美好的童年，美满的婚姻，银行里有一点钱，你就会成为一个糟糕的喜剧演员。

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Some of those stories in local newspapers are just as dull and boring as the stories that I get from on-line services, which are basically sort of straight news.

当地报纸上的一些报道和我从网上得到的报道一样枯燥乏味，基本上都是一些直接的新闻。

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If the news isn't there, don't create it. If I look at local news, I don't know what's real.

如果没有新闻，就不要创造新闻。如果我看当地新闻，我不知道什么是真实的。

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