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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说，“女士，三个小时前是草。”

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The Bible tells us that God will meet all our needs. He feeds the birds of the air and clothes the grass with the splendor of lilies. How much more, then, will He care for us, who are made in His image? Our only concern is to obey the heavenly Father and leave the consequences to Him.

圣经告诉我们，神会满足我们所有的需要。他喂养空中的飞鸟，又用百合花的华美给草披上。何况照他的形像造的我们呢。我们唯一关心的是顺服天父，把结果留给他。

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I love grilling. Grilling is an incredible way to keep healthy. And you can marinate both with a dry rub and also wet marinades. You can marinate juniper berry or a little bit of olive oil and some citrus and fresh herbs - all of that sort of stuff.

我喜欢烧烤。烧烤是保持健康的好方法。你可以用干腌和湿腌来腌。你可以腌杜松子或一点橄榄油，一些柑橘和新鲜的香草——所有这些东西。

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It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.

并不是另一边的草更绿，而是你不可能同时站在草坪的两边。

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If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.

如果一个演员知道如何挤牛奶，我总是知道和他做生意并不难。

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Always first draw fresh breath after outbursts of vanity and complacency.

在虚荣心和自满情绪爆发之后，一定要先吸一口气。

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God gives the milk, but not the pail.

上帝给牛奶，但不给桶。

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