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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说，“女士，三个小时前是草。”

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But the worst of all is, according to the old phrase, while the grass grows, the horse starves, but the man of money is the man for Nova Scotia. Those may do extremely well.

但最糟糕的是，根据一句老话，草长了，马就饿死了，但有钱人是新斯科舍省的人。这些可能会做得非常好。

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From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.

从我们的广播箱里你根本看不到草。它只是一张人性的地毯。

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Always first draw fresh breath after outbursts of vanity and complacency.

在虚荣心和自满情绪爆发之后，一定要先吸一口气。

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A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

一个作家就像牛奶吧里的一头奶牛。

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I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

我不吃芹菜。我吃生牛奶，奶酪。

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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

爱情和鸡蛋最好是新鲜的。

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