I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说,“女士,三个小时前是草。”

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The Bible tells us that God will meet all our needs. He feeds the birds of the air and clothes the grass with the splendor of lilies. How much more, then, will He care for us, who are made in His image? Our only concern is to obey the heavenly Father and leave the consequences to Him.

圣经告诉我们,神会满足我们所有的需要。他喂养空中的飞鸟,又用百合花的华美给草披上。何况照他的形像造的我们呢。我们唯一关心的是顺服天父,把结果留给他。

We're going in really fresh. We're going to have fresh legs and bodies, we're going to be able to stay the distance, and that's our goal.

我们要重新开始。我们将拥有新鲜的腿和身体,我们将能够保持距离,这就是我们的目标。

It's important to be able to keep things fresh, no matter what age you are, or how many years you've been in the industry.

保持新鲜感是很重要的,不管你多大年纪,或者在这个行业干了多少年。

If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.

如果一个演员知道如何挤牛奶,我总是知道和他做生意并不难。

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

这山望着那山高,这山望着那山高。

God gives the milk, but not the pail.

上帝给牛奶,但不给桶。