My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

  • -- Ray Romano 雷罗马诺

我所有的钱都是我妻子赚的。我每天早上只得到一个苹果和干净的衣服。

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Beauty, sweet love, is like the morning dew, Whose short refresh upon tender green, Cheers for a time, but till the sun doth show And straight is gone, as it had never been

美,甜蜜的爱,就像朝露,在嫩绿上短暂的清新,会使人欢畅一阵子,直到太阳照彻大地,笔直地消失,就像它从来没有出现过一样

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.

因为没有什么比娶个好妻子更好的了,也没有什么比娶个坏妻子更要命的了。

It is a matter of shame that in the morning the birds should be awake earlier than you.

早晨鸟儿应该比你醒得早,这是一件可耻的事。

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

一条拉上拉链的裙子能让夫妻俩走到一起。