I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢女人,但你不能总是信任她们。他们中的一些人是大骗子,比如我遇到的一个养狗的女人。我问她她的狗叫什么名字,然后我问,‘它咬人吗?她说,没有。我说,他怎么吃呢?“骗子!”

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We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors, they drown us out at sea

我们都把这些东西带在心里,别人看不见。他们像锚一样把我们压下去,把我们淹没在海里

Human rights are not worthy of the name if they do not protect the people we don't like as well as those we do.

如果人权不能像保护我们喜欢的人一样保护我们不喜欢的人,那么它就不值得这个名字。

Everything i like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible.

我喜欢的所有东西要么是非法的、不道德的、会使人发胖的、昂贵的,要么是不可能的。

I want to make a name for myself.

我想出名。