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I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

我喜欢女人，但你不能总是信任她们。他们中的一些人是大骗子，比如我遇到的一个养狗的女人。我问她她的狗叫什么名字，然后我问，‘它咬人吗?她说，没有。我说，他怎么吃呢?“骗子!”

— Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁