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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

  • -- Jay London 杰伊伦敦

我去看医生，他说我得了急性阑尾炎，我说跟谁比?

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Mammograms are really sort of a gift. You can either catch something early or count your lucky stars because nothing was discovered. Either way, you're ahead of the game.

乳房x光检查确实是一种礼物。你可以早早地抓住一些东西，或者数一数你的幸运之星，因为什么也没发现。无论哪种方式，你都是领先的。

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Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.

医生在做手术的时候会给钱，但家庭医学没有任何手术。

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