My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我的水管坏了。因为事实证明,我没有垃圾处理场。

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I used to come up with these crazy jobs to try and provoke my parents but they said, 'You can be anything you want.' So I was like, 'I want to be a garbage man' and they were like 'That's OK, we'll still love you!'

我曾经想出这些疯狂的工作,试图激怒我的父母,但他们说,‘你可以做任何你想做的事。所以我说,‘我想当个垃圾工’,他们说,‘没关系,我们还是会爱你的!’

Just as there's garbage that pollutes the Potomac river, there is garbage polluting our culture. We need an Environmental Protection Agency to clean it up.

就像有垃圾污染了波托马克河一样,也有垃圾污染了我们的文化。我们需要一个环境保护机构来清理它。