A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

很多人喜欢棒棒糖。我不喜欢棒棒糖。对我来说,棒棒糖是硬糖加上垃圾。我不需要把手。把糖给我。

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Just as there's garbage that pollutes the Potomac river, there is garbage polluting our culture. We need an Environmental Protection Agency to clean it up.

就像有垃圾污染了波托马克河一样,也有垃圾污染了我们的文化。我们需要一个环境保护机构来清理它。

We need to address our Nation's mounting garbage problem by generating less garbage, particularly paper waste.

我们需要通过减少垃圾的产生来解决我们国家日益严重的垃圾问题,尤其是纸张垃圾。