A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

很多人喜欢棒棒糖。我不喜欢棒棒糖。对我来说,棒棒糖是硬糖加上垃圾。我不需要把手。把糖给我。

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We need to address our Nation's mounting garbage problem by generating less garbage, particularly paper waste.

我们需要通过减少垃圾的产生来解决我们国家日益严重的垃圾问题,尤其是纸张垃圾。

I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.

我住在垃圾堆里。我不妨吃鱼子酱。