I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友。但我知道有个女人会因为我这么说而生我的气。

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I have a friend that has five kids and she went through a trial separation with her husband, and she didn't have time to be upset. Every now and then, she'd call me on the cell phone and just cry.

我有个朋友,她有五个孩子,她和她的丈夫试着分居,她没有时间难过。时不时地,她会给我打电话,然后哭个不停。

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.

朋友给你的每一份礼物都是我对你幸福的祝愿。