I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友。但我知道有个女人会因为我这么说而生我的气。

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If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.

如果你在白宫,那就是你的家,你可以邀请任何你想邀请的朋友。

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

我是隔壁孩子想象中的朋友。