I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友。但我知道有个女人会因为我这么说而生我的气。

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It is inevitable that those to whom is vouchsafed a long life of usefulness should outlive the friends of their youth

凡是蒙赐予终身有用的人,必然比青年时代的朋友活得长

The night has always been my friend. When I go out I feel good, then I always score goals.

黑夜一直是我的朋友。当我出去的时候我感觉很好,然后我总是进球。