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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

  • -- Bill Hicks 比尔席克斯

女性牧师。太好了,太好了。现在我不听男女神父的。

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When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man.

当我看到水手、科学家和哲学家时，人类是所有生物中最聪明的;我看祭司和先知，没有比人更可藐视的。

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

我看到了笑的力量。它可以把几乎无法忍受的眼泪变成可以忍受的，甚至是充满希望的。

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Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.

大多数人不是带着理解的意图去听;他们倾听是为了回答。

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I listen to all kinds of music - new music, old music, music of my colleagues, everything.

我听各种各样的音乐——新音乐、老音乐、同事们的音乐，什么都听。

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Modesty answers not the crude how of femininity, but the beautiful why.

谦逊不是回答女性气质的粗糙之处，而是回答美丽的原因。

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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

唯一比漫画更喜欢独自生活的人是牧师。

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I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

我是唯一一个有资格驾驶超级油轮的喜剧演员。

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Nothing is sooner dry than a woman's tears.

没有什么比女人的眼泪干得更快的了。

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