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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

  • -- Bill Hicks 比尔席克斯

女性牧师。太好了,太好了。现在我不听男女神父的。

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Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey 'people.' People say different things: so do instincts. Our instincts are at war... Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest.

告诉我们要服从本能就像告诉我们要服从人一样。人们会说不同的话，直觉也是如此。我们的本能处于战争状态…每一种本能，如果你听从它，都会声称以牺牲其他本能为代价而得到满足。

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When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man.

当我看到水手、科学家和哲学家时，人类是所有生物中最聪明的;我看祭司和先知，没有比人更可藐视的。

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Be very, very patient and very open-minded, and listen to what people have to say.

要非常、非常耐心、非常开放，倾听别人的想法。

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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.

有些女人的怀孕会让一些狡猾的单身汉露出微笑。

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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

看电视就像给你的第三只眼睛涂上黑色喷漆。

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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

唯一比漫画更喜欢独自生活的人是牧师。

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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

当你是喜剧演员的时候，搞笑是件好事。

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Emotions unreel in her like spools of cotton.

她的感情像棉花卷一样散开了。

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