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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

  • -- Bill Hicks 比尔席克斯

女性牧师。太好了,太好了。现在我不听男女神父的。

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While we are under the tyranny of Priests, it will ever be their interest, to invalidate the law of nature and reason, in order to establish systems incompatible therewith.

当我们处于牧师的暴政之下时，他们的利益永远是废除自然和理性的法律，以便建立与之不相容的制度。

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Poor thing, consigned to a life of frivolousness and wretched things for breakfast. Not allowed to go to school or do anything worthwhile, and eel pie besides.

可怜的东西，被委以轻浮和悲惨的生活当早餐。不允许去上学或做任何有意义的事情，此外还有鳗鱼派。

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When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

当我告诉别人我是喜剧演员时，他们会说，‘哦，你有趣吗?我说，‘不，这不是那种喜剧。’

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No commander in chief would ever say, 'I'm not going to listen to the guys on the ground.'

没有一个三军统帅会说，‘我不会听从地面部队的指挥。’

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Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully.

你的良心是衡量你的自私是否诚实的尺度。仔细听。

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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

唯一比漫画更喜欢独自生活的人是牧师。

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For women who turn to welfare, Big Brother becomes Husband.

对于寻求福利的女性来说，“老大哥”成了丈夫。

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I wanted to be a comedian.

我想成为一名喜剧演员。

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