People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

  • -- Ellen DeGeneres 艾伦·德杰尼尔斯

人们总是问我,‘你小时候有趣吗?“不,我是会计。

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I'm very aware of my spending, but I'm not very aware of my income. There are certain times when I speak to my accountant, or something will pop up, and I'll be like 'oh' but it's not really a frontrunner in my head.

我很清楚我的开销,但我不清楚我的收入。有些时候,当我和我的会计师交谈时,或者一些事情会突然冒出来,我就会说“哦”,但在我的脑海里,它并不是一个真正的领先者。

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.

对于几乎所有选择成为作家的人来说,因为很少有作家能够从他们的工作中获得相当于一般牙医或会计师的收入。

I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.

我相信广告最大的危险之一不是误导人们,而是让他们无聊得要死。

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

人们使用他们所谓的电话,因为他们讨厌在一起很近,他们害怕一个人。