Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.

  • -- Albert Schweitzer 艾伯特·施韦策

严重的疾病不会困扰我很久,因为我太不好客了。

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But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

但是长话短说,我开始做单口相声不是因为我想做一个电视节目,或者成为一名演员,甚至想写喜剧小品。我喜欢单口喜剧是因为我喜欢单口喜剧。

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

他们认为我是认真的,其实我是一个非常大的小丑。但你必须了解我才能明白。我总是不停地把周围的人笑个不停。

Neurotics complain of their illness, but they make the most of it, and when it comes to talking it away from them they will defend it like a lioness her young.

神经质的人会抱怨他们的疾病,但他们会充分利用这一点,当谈论到远离他们时,他们会像母狮保护幼崽一样保护它。

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.

我从来都不是一个往上看的人。我总是从梯子上往下看。只要下面有一个人,我就没事。

I did not fully understand the dread term 'terminal illness' until I saw Heathrow for myself.

直到我亲眼看到希思罗机场,我才完全理解这个可怕的术语“绝症”。