I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我想买一个烛台,但店里没有。所以我得到了一个蛋糕。

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The desire to become a journalist came really because I very much like living abroad, and like to travel, and wanted to be paid for it.

成为一名记者的愿望真的来了,因为我非常喜欢住在国外,喜欢旅行,而且想要得到报酬。

We loved Andy, so we wanted to keep him. He was in both bands, but Nerve Agents broke up.

我们爱安迪,所以我们想留住他。他同时使用两种药物,但神经毒剂都失效了。