You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

你知道一种奇怪的感觉吗?坐在马桶上吃巧克力棒棒糖。

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I know not why there is such a melancholy feeling attached to the remembrance of past happiness, except that we fear that the future can have nothing so bright as the past.

我不知道为什么在回忆过去的幸福时,会有这样一种忧郁的感觉,只是我们担心,未来不会有什么比过去更光明。

Your body has enough weight for you to be in perfect condition just working against yourself.

你的身体有足够的重量让你保持完美的状态,只是在对抗自己。

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

成功就是喜欢你自己,喜欢你所做的,喜欢你如何去做。

If you're happy, if you're feeling good, then nothing else matters

如果你很快乐,如果你感觉很好,那么其他的都不重要了