But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

-- David Sedaris 大卫·塞达拉斯

但我是个幽默作家。我不是记者，我从来没有假装成记者。

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My grandfather had been a newspaper reporter, as was my uncle. They were pretty good writers and so I thought maybe somewhere down the line I would do some writing.

我的祖父是一名报社记者，我的叔叔也是。他们都是很好的作家，所以我想也许在将来的某个时候我可以写点东西。

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As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

作为一名老记者，我们有一些秘密，第一件事是我们尝试电话簿。

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I don't hate you because you left. I hate you because you pretended that you wouldn't.

我不恨你是因为你离开了。我恨你，因为你假装你不会。

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