But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

  • -- David Sedaris 大卫·塞达拉斯

但我是个幽默作家。我不是记者,我从来没有假装成记者。

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At Cambridge, it was the weirdest culture. Everyone pretended they didn't do any work, yet it was so competitive.

在剑桥,这是最奇怪的文化。每个人都假装什么也没做,但竞争太激烈了。

I don't hate you because you left. I hate you because you pretended that you wouldn't.

我不恨你是因为你离开了。我恨你,因为你假装你不会。

No reporter is flying around in borrowed twin-engine airplanes.

没有记者乘坐借来的双引擎飞机四处飞行。