If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

如果多样性是生活的调味品,那么婚姻就是剩下的垃圾邮件的大罐子。

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

恋爱中的男人在结婚前是不完整的。然后他的完成。

Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.

婚姻是一种契约。爱是没有商量余地的。