I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

  • -- Lewis Black 刘易斯·布莱克

我不是一个伟大的笑话作家,这对于一个喜剧演员来说很奇怪,但我不是。

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I just cannot imagine why anyone would want to be really famous. You go to a restaurant and people are pointing at you and they talk about you and they whisper and it is very disconcerting; it is a very odd feeling.

我只是无法想象为什么有人想要真正出名。你去一家餐馆,人们指着你,谈论你,窃窃私语,这让人很不安;这是一种非常奇怪的感觉。

Any comic is a tragic soul. Comedy is one of the things that allows one to survive. Particularly if one has been in the process of separating off the emotions, it's one place you can process them.

任何喜剧演员都是一个悲剧的灵魂。喜剧是使人得以生存的东西之一。尤其是当一个人处于情感分离的过程中,这是一个你可以处理它们的地方。

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

我有这个节目是因为我没有安全感。正是我的不安全感让我想成为一名喜剧演员,让我需要观众。

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

我以前讲过很多笑话,以后还会讲,但是晚上我最喜欢的部分是和观众聊天。

Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind.

每个人都需要一两个温暖的敌人,让他免于思想活动部位的锈蚀。

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

帕里斯和尼基希尔顿?那些女孩会出现在电话簿的开头。就像一个大笑话。

First of all, I think it's odd that people who cover politics wouldn't have any political views.

首先,我认为报道政治的人没有任何政治观点是很奇怪的。

I haven't been the kind of writer about whom book-length academic studies have been written.

我不是那种已经写了很多书的学术研究的作家。