Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

  • -- Billy Connolly 比利·康诺利

婚姻是一项了不起的发明:同样,自行车修理包也是一项了不起的发明。

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I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

我曾经认识一个人,他有一套把婴儿挂在晾衣绳上晾干的方法,他的同胞们都很钦佩他,因为他在换尿布方面发现了一个绝妙的创新。

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

当你结婚的时候,问自己这个问题:你相信在你年老的时候你能和这个人很好地交谈吗?婚姻中的其他一切都是短暂的。

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

我们幸福地结婚八个月。不幸的是,我们结婚四年半了。

There are always wonderful mysteries to confront.

总有一些奇妙的奥秘需要面对。