Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

  • -- Billy Connolly 比利·康诺利

婚姻是一项了不起的发明:同样,自行车修理包也是一项了不起的发明。

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I further value this gift as it gave me an opportunity to accept this distinguished honor in a country so devoted to this cause and whose history marks a wonderful chapter in world development.

我进一步珍视这一礼物,因为它使我有机会在一个如此致力于这一事业的国家接受这一崇高的荣誉,而这个国家的历史标志着世界发展的一个美好篇章。

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

没有什么比这更高贵或更令人钦佩的了,当两个人以夫妻的身份相视而居,使他们的敌人感到迷惑,使他们的朋友感到高兴。

The human brain is a wonderful organ. It starts to work as soon as you are born and doesn't stop until you get up to deliver a speech.

人类的大脑是一个奇妙的器官。它从你一出生就开始起作用,直到你起床演讲时才停止。

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

无论什么时候你想和某人结婚,都要和他的前妻一起吃午饭。