A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

  • -- Helen Rowland 海伦·罗兰

丈夫是情人的遗留物,在神经被抽离之后。

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I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.

我曾经有一个病人梦见,除了交配,她把她的丈夫冻死了。很多男人都有这种感觉。

If a Woman can neither Love nor Honour, she does ill in promising to Obey.

如果一个女人既不能爱也不能尊重,她答应服从就是不礼貌的。

The first lover is kept a long while, when no offer is made of a second.

第一个情人在没有第二个情人的时候,可以维持很长一段时间。

My husband says, 'What Joan walk? You've always walked that way!'

我丈夫说,‘琼走什么?你总是那样走路!”

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

她结过很多次婚,脸上都有白纹。

A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.

没有不检点的爱人就不是真正的爱人。