A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

  • -- Helen Rowland 海伦·罗兰

丈夫是情人的遗留物,在神经被抽离之后。

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I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.

我曾经有一个病人梦见,除了交配,她把她的丈夫冻死了。很多男人都有这种感觉。

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

但是,唉!有哪个可怜的女人受过这样的教育:她应该有一个比找个丈夫更高的目标?

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

有一个幸福的婚姻只有一个办法,一旦我知道了它是什么,我将再次结婚。

The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and bestfriends at the same time.!

最好的关系是当你能同时表现得像爱人和最好的朋友。

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

大多数丈夫让我想起一只猩猩在拉小提琴。

A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.

没有不检点的爱人就不是真正的爱人。