My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我妈妈从来不给我喂奶,她说她只是把我当朋友一样喜欢。

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I failed my exam in some subjects but my friend passed. Now he's an engineer in microsoft and i am the owner.

我有些科目考试不及格,但我的朋友通过了。现在他是微软的工程师,我是老板。

Harmony with land is like harmony with a friend; you cannot cherish his right hand and chop off his left.

与土地和谐相处,犹如与朋友和谐相处;你不能既爱护他的右手,又砍掉他的左手。