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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

有一次我买了一些速溶水，但我不知道该往里面加什么。

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The other aspect of idealism is the one which gives us our notion of the absolute Self. To it the first is only preparatory. This second aspect is the one which from Kant, until the present time, has formed the deeper problem of thought.

唯心主义的另一个方面是给我们绝对自我的概念。第一个只是准备。从康德到现在，这第二个方面构成了更深层次的思想问题。

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Sometimes I go out disguised, but people still recognize me, so I find there is no point in even trying. It would be nice to get away from it, from time to time, but the fact is, there is no place on earth where I can go unrecognized.

有时候我乔装打扮出去，但是人们还是认出了我，所以我发现即使尝试也没有意义。偶尔远离它是件好事，但事实是，地球上没有一个地方可以让我不被认出来。

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We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of potato chips. The rest will find us by surprise somewhere down the road maybe as we sleep and dream of other things.

我们的聪明才智往往来得太晚。我们准时到达。唯一的即时满足感来自于薯片。其余的人会在我们睡觉和做其他梦的时候，在路上某个地方意外地发现我们。

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People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?

人们责怪我是因为这些水管坏了，但是我问你，如果水管没有坏，我有责任修理它们吗?

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The artist produces for the liberation of his soul. It is his nature to create as it is the nature of water to run down the hill.

艺术家创作是为了解放他的灵魂。创造是他的天性，就像水从山上流下来一样。

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

我用酒做饭，有时我甚至把它加到食物里。

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There are no instant solutions.

没有立竿见影的解决办法。

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