I have an advanced degree in procrastination and another one in paranoia.

  • -- Joanne Harris 乔安·哈瑞斯

我有一个拖延症的高级学位,还有一个偏执狂的学位。

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The brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over we realize this: that the human race has been roughly handled, but that it has advanced.

进步的残酷被称为革命。当它们结束时,我们意识到:人类受到了粗暴的对待,但它已经进步了。

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.

我们只是在一颗普通恒星的小行星上生活的猴子的高级品种。但是我们可以理解宇宙。这让我们变得很特别。

Paranoia is an illness I contracted in institutions. It is not the reason for my sentences to reform school and prison. It is the effect, not the cause.

偏执是我在机构里染上的一种病。这不是我被判刑改造学校和监狱的原因。这是结果,而不是原因。