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Every man needs slaves like he needs clean air. To rule is to breathe, is it not? And even the most disenfranchised get to breathe. The lowest on the social scale have their spouses or their children.

每个人都需要奴隶，就像他需要清洁的空气一样。统治就是呼吸，不是吗?即使是最被剥夺权利的人也能呼吸。社会地位最低的人有配偶或子女。

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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

我不想和一个无聊的人在一起，因为我总是笑。我喜欢开别人的玩笑，喜欢挖苦人。

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

一个真正的朋友是这样的人，他认为你是一个好人，即使他知道你有点裂缝。

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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

我的朋友问我要不要冰冻香蕉。我说:“不，但是我想要一根普通的香蕉，所以……”是啊。”

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There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime.

有些人提高了他们所处的年龄，直到所有的人在那一生中都走在更高的地方。

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I really like listening to music when I'm hiking or exercising. I don't like hearing myself breathe.

我非常喜欢在徒步旅行或锻炼时听音乐。我不喜欢听自己呼吸。

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Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.

不要贪图享乐，除非你知道它下面没有鱼钩。

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Anytime you ride against the best in the world, it becomes a learning process.

每当你与世界上最好的人对抗时，这就变成了一个学习的过程。

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The worst thing you could ever do to a girl is compare her with another girl.

你对一个女孩做过的最糟糕的事就是拿她和另一个女孩做比较。

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If you feel with all your heart that something is right, it probably is.

如果你真心觉得某件事是对的，那么它很可能就是对的。

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The splinter in your eye is the best magnifying-glass.

你眼睛里的刺是最好的放大镜。

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Laughing is the body’s approval of the absurd.

笑是身体对荒谬的认可。

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Every man needs slaves like he needs clean air. To rule is to breathe, is it not? And even the most disenfranchised get to breathe. The lowest on the social scale have their spouses or their children.

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime.

I really like listening to music when I'm hiking or exercising. I don't like hearing myself breathe.

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.

Anytime you ride against the best in the world, it becomes a learning process.

The worst thing you could ever do to a girl is compare her with another girl.

If you feel with all your heart that something is right, it probably is.

The splinter in your eye is the best magnifying-glass.

Laughing is the body’s approval of the absurd.

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