If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

  • -- Andy Rooney 安迪·鲁尼

如果狗会说话,养狗就会失去很多乐趣。

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My live sound does not work in the studio, which is a completely different animal. Every little thing is detrimental to the sound. And if someone moves a mic, you've lost it. It's pretty much a case of 'lock the door and set up a police line.'

我的现场声音不能在录音室里播放,那是一个完全不同的动物。每一件小事都对声音有害。如果有人移动了麦克风,你就把它弄丢了。这就像“锁上门,设置警戒线”。

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.

如果狗不把你放在第一位,你们两个在哪里?在什么关系?狗需要上帝。它依靠你的眼神,你的愿望而存在。它甚至和你一样幽默。这大约发生在第五年。如果这种情况没有发生,你只是养了一只动物。

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

如果你和狗住在一起,就养一根棍子。毕竟,这就是猎犬的牙齿——当它想咬的时候就咬!

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

水牛是一种非常愚蠢的动物。