A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
狗
Dogs
My feet are dogs.
我的脚是狗。
Scratch first, itch later.
先抓，后痒。
I have three dogs and a cockatoo.
我有三只狗和一只鹦鹉。
I've grown up with dogs and love dogs.
我和狗一起长大，我爱狗。
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
我爱狗。他不做任何政治上的事情。
I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
我和我的狗一起上我的高尔夫球车，我有五只狗。
If a monkey is amongst dogs, why won't it start barking.
如果一只猴子和狗在一起，它为什么不开始叫呢?
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
世界上最可爱的动物是一只湿狗
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
我总是喜欢狗，只要它不是倒着拼写的。
I can't tell you how many hot dogs I've eaten in my life.
我无法告诉你我这辈子吃了多少热狗。
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
如果狗会说话，养狗就会失去很多乐趣。
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
狗比人类好，因为它们知道但不会说。
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Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.
人类就像狗，而不是神——只要你不生气，他们就会咬你——但保持生气，你就永远不会被咬。狗不尊重谦逊和悲伤。
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
如果你和狗住在一起，就养一根棍子。毕竟，这就是猎犬的牙齿——当它想咬的时候就咬!
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
如果狗不把你放在第一位，你们两个在哪里?在什么关系?狗需要上帝。它依靠你的眼神，你的愿望而存在。它甚至和你一样幽默。这大约发生在第五年。如果这种情况没有发生，你只是养了一只动物。
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
狗最大的乐趣是你可以和它一起出洋相，它不但不会骂你，而且还会出洋相。
I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.
我找到一个地方会让你大吃一惊。人们过去住在那里，但现在那里杂草丛生，没有人去那里。绝对没有人——只有我……只有一座小房子和一个花园。和两只狗。