Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

  • -- Donald Sadoway 唐纳德·萨多威

想知道当教授的好处吗?彩色粉笔。

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I think every professor and writer is in some way an exhibitionist because his or her normal activity is a theatrical one. When you give a lesson the situation is the same as writing a book. You have to capture the attention, the complicity of your audience.

我认为每个教授和作家在某种程度上都是一个暴露狂,因为他或她的日常活动是一种戏剧活动。当你上课的时候,情况就像写一本书一样。你必须抓住观众的注意力和同谋。

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

躺在床上是一种完美的、至高无上的体验,只要你有一支足够长的彩色铅笔在天花板上画画。

Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.

教授们根本无法讨论一件事。习惯迫使他们演讲。