A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
教授
Professor
I am my own Universe, I my own Professor.
我是我自己的宇宙，我是我自己的教授。
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
教授必须有理论，就像狗必须长跳蚤一样。
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
教授是在别人睡觉时说话的人。
Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.
想知道当教授的好处吗?彩色粉笔。
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.
教授们根本无法讨论一件事。习惯迫使他们演讲。
Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.
文学教授收集书籍就像船收集藤壶一样，毫不费力。
I'm a professor. I know that people in research labs can do miraculous things if they're given the resources.
我是一个教授。我知道研究实验室里的人只要有资源，就能创造奇迹。
My mother is a professor of early childhood education. When I was two she would say she knew I was going to be an actor.
我母亲是一名幼儿教育教授。当我两岁的时候，她会说她知道我会成为一名演员。
My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.
我的父母在我出生的时候就离婚了，我的母亲是一位政治学教授，就像一位女权主义的摩门教徒，这有点自相矛盾。
We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.
我们想到教授今晚出现的崇高目标，我们可以确信，上帝会宽恕任何嘲笑教授的人。
I think every professor and writer is in some way an exhibitionist because his or her normal activity is a theatrical one. When you give a lesson the situation is the same as writing a book. You have to capture the attention, the complicity of your audience.
我认为每个教授和作家在某种程度上都是一个暴露狂，因为他或她的日常活动是一种戏剧活动。当你上课的时候，情况就像写一本书一样。你必须抓住观众的注意力和同谋。