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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

为什么他们不把整个飞机都用那个黑匣子做。

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I am amazed about how everyone wants to know about my love life. They whisper to me, 'Tell me the truth? Is it true?' Who cares? Because we have this job, we are to say to everybody what we do, or with whom we sleep? It's a bit absurd, but that's why everybody lies so much.

我很惊讶为什么每个人都想知道我的爱情生活。他们低声对我说:‘跟我说实话?是真的吗?“谁在乎呢?因为我们有这份工作，我们就得告诉每个人我们在做什么，或者和谁睡觉?这有点荒谬，但这就是为什么每个人都爱说谎。

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Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

老年人的周末和飞机着陆是一样的。如果你能远离他们，他们就成功了。

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As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate the ads with.

至于编辑内容，那是你用来分离广告的东西。

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If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

如果要我选的话，我宁愿要鸟也不要飞机。

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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

怀疑不是令人愉快的条件，但肯定是荒谬的。

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