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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

为什么他们不把整个飞机都用那个黑匣子做。

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Before we had airplanes and astronauts, we really thought that there was an actual place beyond the clouds, somewhere over the rainbow. There was an actual place, and we could go above the clouds and find it there.

在我们有飞机和宇航员之前，我们真的认为有一个真正的地方在云层之外，在彩虹之上。有一个真实的地方，我们可以在云层之上找到它。

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One of my timesaving habits is to save all of my magazines and junk mail for airplane trips. I walk on the plane with a very heavy bundle, but by the time the trip is over, it can all be thrown away.

我的一个节省时间的习惯是把我所有的杂志和垃圾邮件都存起来乘飞机旅行。我带着一个很重的包裹走在飞机上，但是当旅程结束时，这些东西都可以被扔掉。

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I collect action figures, mostly. I have a Batman room, with just Batman stuff, and I have a Disney collection.

我主要收集人偶。我有一个蝙蝠侠房间，里面只有蝙蝠侠的东西，我还有一个迪斯尼的收藏品。

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I'm a national security liberal, which I tell people because it's meant to sound absurd.

我是一个国家安全自由主义者，我告诉人们这些，因为这听起来很荒谬。

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The absurdist stuff wasn't terribly popular at the time I was doing it.

那些荒诞主义的东西在我做的时候并不受欢迎。

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