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What a nice night for an evening.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

多么美好的夜晚啊。

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I would like to propose slow cycling. Commute by bike. At a stroke, you remove the need for and absurd cost of public transport. Cycling is almost completely free. There is no longer any need for the gym as you get fit by cycling. And you can go at your own pace.

我建议慢骑。骑自行车上下班。你一举消除了对公共交通的需求和荒谬的成本。骑自行车几乎是完全免费的。骑自行车健身不再需要去健身房了。你可以按照自己的节奏走。

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I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.

我记得有天晚上开车回家时，他们正在收音机上看报纸。其中一篇文章是关于我和妻子分居的。听有关婚姻破裂的新闻报道是一件很奇怪的事情。

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Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey's end.

年老时的忠告是愚蠢的;因为，有什么比我们越接近旅程的终点，就为道路增加给养更荒唐的事呢?

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In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.

早晨要起得早，晚上要起得晚，因为睡觉的人不能捕到鱼。

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