Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

  • -- Benny Hill 本尼·希尔

女孩就像钢琴。当他们不正直的时候,他们是伟大的。

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Hope is a flatterer, but the most upright of all parasites; for she frequents the poor man's hut, as well as the palace of his superior.

希望是奉承者,却是最正直的寄生虫;因为她经常出入穷人的茅屋和他上司的宫殿。

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

在大多数情况下,钢琴对我来说是女性的。有时他们是堤坝,他们总是很有趣。

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

当她开始演奏时,施坦威亲自来到钢琴前,把他的名字从钢琴上擦掉。

In tennis it's easy to get greedy - and one Grand Slam doesn't feel enough any more.

在网球运动中,人们很容易变得贪心,而一个大满贯的感觉已经不够了。

There is only one position for an artist anywhere; and that is upright.

一个艺术家在任何地方都只有一个职位;这是竖直的。

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist.

艺术家的命运是悲壮而伟大的。