I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

  • -- W. C. Fields 费尔兹

我从来不喝水;那是会使管道生锈的东西。

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

我午餐从不喝咖啡。我发现它让我下午无法入睡。

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

水管工是一名冒险家,他把漏水的管道追溯到源头。

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

每天喝一杯可以远离心理医生。