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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.

  • -- Silvio Berlusconi 西尔维奥·贝卢斯科尼

只有拿破仑比我做得更多。但是我比他高。

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I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.

我不是温文尔雅先生。我只是一个普通的男孩，到处闲逛，搞恶作剧，说笑话。听起来不太热。

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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