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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.

  • -- Silvio Berlusconi 西尔维奥·贝卢斯科尼

只有拿破仑比我做得更多。但是我比他高。

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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

我不想和一个无聊的人在一起，因为我总是笑。我喜欢开别人的玩笑，喜欢挖苦人。

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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

我一直在想，我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。

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