Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

  • -- Albert Schweitzer 艾伯特·施韦策

人是一种聪明的动物,表现得像个低能儿。

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The students that, like the wild animal being prepared for its tricks in the circus called "life", expects only training as sketched above, will be severely disappointed: by his standards he will learn next to nothing.

学生们,就像马戏团里的野生动物一样,正在为它所谓的“生活”做准备,他们只希望得到上面所描述的训练,这将让他们大失所望:按照他的标准,他几乎什么也学不到。

There are lots of women and lots of men in the business that the powers that be decide are the right people and they'll stand with them for quite a long time.

在商界,有很多女性和男性认为,决定权属于正确的人,他们将在相当长一段时间内与他们站在一起。

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

如果你表现正常,人们也会对你正常。只有当你表现得好像你是一个特别的人,他们才会觉得有必要遵守礼节。

Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.

动物是植物发明的用来移动种子的东西。他们所面临的一个特殊问题的极具阳刚之气的解决方案。

Most women don't like good men. They say they want a good buy, but most women always wind up with the bad boy.

大多数女人不喜欢好男人。他们说想买个好东西,但大多数女人最后总是和坏男孩在一起。

I liked being a minor because you can't get into trouble. Now I just have to try and behave myself.

我喜欢做未成年人,因为你不会惹上麻烦。现在我要做的就是控制自己。