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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。

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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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Since it is so likely children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage.

既然孩子们很可能会遇到残酷的敌人，让他们至少听说过勇敢的骑士和英勇的勇气。

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He who has not forgiven an enemy has not yet tasted one of the most sublime enjoyments of life.

不宽恕敌人的人，尚未尝到人生最崇高的乐趣之一。

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The harder something is to acquire, the more satisfying it is when you finally find it.

有些东西越难获得，当你最终找到它的时候，就会越满足。

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To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.

要获得知识，必须学习;但要获得智慧，就必须观察。

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I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。

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