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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。

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The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.

这些笑话的问题在于，一旦写好了，我就知道该怎么写了，而我所能做的就是不打击他们。我更喜欢即兴发挥。如果我只有两三个想法，而且我知道角色的感受，角色想要什么，那么这两者之间的一切就像空中飞人一样。

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I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.

我喜欢情景喜剧，当人们非常严肃的时候，你会发现一些非常有趣的事情，而不是笑话。

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Chance gives rise to thoughts, and chance removes them; no art can keep or acquire them.

机会产生思想，而思想又被机会消除;任何艺术都无法保存或获得它们。

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The harder something is to acquire, the more satisfying it is when you finally find it.

有些东西越难获得，当你最终找到它的时候，就会越满足。

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

酒精可能是人类最大的敌人，但圣经说要爱你的敌人。

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May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.

愿上帝怜悯我的敌人，因为我不会。

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