For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

每讲十个笑话,你就有一百个敌人。

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The only way I know to pluck from the hearts of enemies their desire to destroy us is to remove from their lives the sense that, for their own physical and spiritual survival, they must.

据我所知,要想从敌人的心中挖出他们毁灭我们的欲望,唯一的办法就是从他们的生活中消除这样一种感觉:为了他们自己的肉体和精神的生存,他们必须这样做。

Under-representation of women and other inequality among researchers is a problem that will not solve itself as women acquire competence.

研究人员中女性的代表性不足和其他不平等现象是一个问题,随着女性获得能力,这个问题不会自行解决。

It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best.

很难说谁给你带来的危害最大:是怀有恶意的敌人,还是怀有善意的朋友。

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.

要获得知识,必须学习;但要获得智慧,就必须观察。

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

不同的笑话趣味对感情有很大的影响。

I do love jokes.

我喜欢开玩笑。