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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。

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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

我对自己的皮肤感到很舒服。当有人拿我的体重开玩笑时，我会很生气。这不是真的。我在我应该在的地方。

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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

一些更露脸的笑话是在凌晨写的。不知怎的，他们第二天仍然很有趣。

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We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends.

我们读到我们应该宽恕我们的敌人;但是我们没有读到我们应该原谅我们的朋友。

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The tocsin you hear today is not an alarm but an alert: it sounds the charge against our enemies.

今天你听到的警钟不是警报，而是警告:它发出的声音是对我们敌人的指控。

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Chance gives rise to thoughts, and chance removes them; no art can keep or acquire them.

机会产生思想，而思想又被机会消除;任何艺术都无法保存或获得它们。

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