I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

  • -- Steve Harvey 史蒂夫·哈维

我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。

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The Internet is no longer the kind of thing where only six guys in the world can build it. Now, you can write a couple of checks and get one of your own.

互联网不再是那种世界上只有六个人能建立起来的东西。现在,你可以开几张支票,自己开一张。

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

人们看到我笑,讲笑话,但他们不知道节目结束后,我在我的生活,在我的心里没有快乐。

Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash.

不要让你的嘴巴开一张你的尾巴不能兑现的支票。

X-rays will prove to be a hoax.

x光将被证明是一个骗局。