First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

首先,我希望我能留胡子。

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I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai.

我有一种可怕的感觉,因为我留着白胡子,坐在剧院后面,你指望我告诉你一些事情的真相。这些是便宜的座位,不是西奈山。

I wish I could compete again, but my good feeling is, these competitions are better as exhibitions.

我希望我能再次参赛,但我的好感觉是,这些比赛作为展览更好。

I wish I had had a great disappointment, a real one.

我希望我有一个巨大的失望,一个真正的失望。

It is a base thing to tear a dead lion's beard off.

把死狮子的胡子扯下来是卑鄙的行为。