I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

  • -- Edward Albee 爱德华·阿尔比

我发誓,如果你存在,我就和你离婚。

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I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.

我怀疑世界上是否有一个结了婚的人能对离婚持客观态度。无论承认与否,它总是一种威胁,而且这种可怕的威胁几乎成了一个肮脏的字眼。

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

科技迫使我和一个小精灵离婚,和一个像素再婚。