A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
离婚
Divorce
I'd like to give divorce a good name.
我想给离婚一个好名声。
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
我发誓，如果你存在，我就和你离婚。
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
离婚可能和死亡一样痛苦。
Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
有时候离婚比结婚好。
Divorce is the sign of knowledge in our time.
离婚是我们这个时代知识的标志。
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
你知道为什么离婚这么贵吗?他们是值得的。
I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
我看不出有离婚的任何理由结婚。
I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.
我不想离婚，但由于环境的原因不得不离婚。
Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
妈妈恨爸爸，爸爸恨妈妈，这一切都让你感到很难过。
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
科技迫使我和一个小精灵离婚，和一个像素再婚。
I was alone a lot as a kid, because my parents were divorced.
我小时候经常一个人，因为我的父母离婚了。
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money.
即使我离婚了，什么都有了，我也不需要钱。
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I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
我怀疑世界上是否有一个结了婚的人能对离婚持客观态度。无论承认与否，它总是一种威胁，而且这种可怕的威胁几乎成了一个肮脏的字眼。
I used to think that divorce meant failure, but now I see it more as a step along the path of self-realization and growth.
我曾经认为离婚意味着失败，但现在我更多地把它看作是自我实现和成长道路上的一步。
I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says.
我并不是说人们不应该离婚，但这里发生离婚的速度是病态的。孩子们，他们很痛苦。我不在乎别人怎么说。
My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.
我父母的离婚和学校的艰难时光，所有这些加在一起塑造了我，让我成长得更快。它给我动力去追求我的梦想，否则我不一定会有。
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
离婚是一份只有两个签名者的独立宣言。
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
我是一个了不起的管家。每次我离开一个人，我都守着他的家。