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Remember kids, I have life insurance.

  • -- Adam Savage 亚当·沙维奇

记住孩子们，我有人寿保险。

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Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

保险——一种巧妙的现代碰运气游戏，在这个游戏中，玩家被允许享受一种舒适的信念，即他正在打败那个桌子的主人。

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Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll remember it for the rest of her life.

叫一个女孩漂亮，她一个小时内就会忘记。叫一个女孩丑，她会一辈子记住的。

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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

我经常试着告诉孩子们去想所有爱你的人，不要为一个不爱你的人哭泣。

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The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid.

自动稳定器是失业保险、食品券和医疗补助的额外覆盖。

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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

如果我为我的孩子做点什么，我就会得到一枚奖章，因为大多数父亲都不会。

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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

如果你说实话，你就什么都不需要记了。

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