One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

一个人总能想出有趣的清单和笑话。你知道吗?我收回这句话。不是每个人都能想出有趣的清单和一些笑话。我很幸运有这样一个天赋,我可以做得很好。

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Overall I'm very pleased with my round. I was wedging it in there pretty good today. I drove it better today than I have in a long time. It is pretty generous driving out here because it is playing pretty soft.

总的来说,我对这轮比赛非常满意。我今天把它塞进去了。我今天开得比以前好多了。在这里开车是很慷慨的,因为它玩得很温柔。

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

我的狗一直和我在一起。我和我的狗说话。她是我最好的朋友。我和她分享了我所有的秘密,但我不认为我真的试着和狗开玩笑。

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

我喜欢创造东西。我喜欢通过笑话来表达自己。

The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

大多数重金属乐队的发型都很可怕。