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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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Unfortunately, the elimination of incentives such as parole, good time credits and funding for college courses, means that fewer inmates participate in and excel in literacy, education, treatment and other development programs.

不幸的是，诸如假释、良好的时间学分和大学课程资金等激励措施的取消，意味着更少的囚犯参与并擅长读写、教育、治疗和其他发展项目。

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When I'm hiring a cook for one of my restaurants, and I want to see what they can do, I usually ask them to make me an omelette.

当我为我的一家餐馆雇厨师时，我想看看他们能做些什么，我通常会让他们给我做一个煎蛋卷。

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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.

这部电影的主要笑话是关于大的事情，爱，生活和僵尸-我们都知道。

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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

我曾经在田径队上和一个女孩约会。但没有成功。她不停地搪塞我。

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Restaurants are a wonderful escape for me. And are for a lot of people.

对我来说，餐馆是一个很好的去处。对很多人来说都是如此。

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I've learned time management, organization and I have priorities.

我学会了时间管理、组织和优先事项。

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