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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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Now the restaurants have begun to catch up with the wine-making; there are numerous great restaurants in Napa Valley, and it's wonderful because the people are there for just that: great food and great wine.

现在，餐馆已经开始赶上酿酒;纳帕谷有很多很棒的餐厅，那里的人就是为了美食和美酒而来。

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Novels are the Socratic dialogues of our time. Practical wisdom fled from school wisdom into this liberal form.

小说是我们这个时代的苏格拉底式对话。实用的智慧从学校的智慧逃到了这种自由的形式。

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You don't know how many times i tried to tell you the truth through my jokes...

你不知道有多少次我试图通过我的笑话告诉你真相…

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Restaurants are a wonderful escape for me. And are for a lot of people.

对我来说，餐馆是一个很好的去处。对很多人来说都是如此。

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How can you think and hit at the same time?

你怎么能边想边打呢?

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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

我的一生都在讲笑话。

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