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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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When I'm hiring a cook for one of my restaurants, and I want to see what they can do, I usually ask them to make me an omelette.

当我为我的一家餐馆雇厨师时，我想看看他们能做些什么，我通常会让他们给我做一个煎蛋卷。

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I can't believe there will ever be a time when the book is truly obsolete. It is the perfect technology and feeds the soul.

我不敢相信这本书真的过时了。它是完美的技术，滋养着灵魂。

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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

一些更露脸的笑话是在凌晨写的。不知怎的，他们第二天仍然很有趣。

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Take time to appreciate employees and they will reciprocate in a thousand ways.

花时间去欣赏员工，他们也会以各种方式回报你。

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Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.

喜剧，至少我写喜剧的方式，就是讲笑话的戏剧。

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Why do Greeks always open restaurants that fail?

为什么希腊人总是开失败的餐馆?

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