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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T.G.I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway.

我来自泽西，所以我喜欢星期五餐厅和连锁餐厅。当你去周五的时候，似乎每个人都很兴奋，而且无论如何都很开心。

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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.

我从来没有真正煮过饭，不知道如何使用洗碗机，主要靠熟食外卖为生。我甚至不常去餐馆吃饭。

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I was being honest - I have nothing to hide. All I do, all the time, with everybody, is tell them what I am thinking, what I am feeling.

我是诚实的——我没有什么可隐瞒的。我所做的一切，所有的时间，所有的人，就是告诉他们我在想什么，我的感受。

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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

你知道，我的第一张专辑，有些笑话我已经写了十二年了，因为我不能把它们扔掉。

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All power is a compound of time and patience.

所有的力量都是时间和耐心的综合体。

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