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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.

我觉得在所有那些可怕的评论和笑话之后，这些年来我并没有疯狂到为我所信仰的音乐挺身而出。这张专辑证明了在人类的某个地方，人类的心仍在不停地跳动和破碎，我很感激。

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The belief that youth is the happiest time of life is founded on a fallacy. The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts, and we grow happier as we grow older.

认为青春是一生中最快乐的时光的想法是建立在一种谬论的基础上的。最快乐的人是那些能想到最有趣想法的人，随着年龄的增长，我们会变得更快乐。

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Retiring for good wasn't difficult. I knew at the time it was right. I was no longer capable of achieving the standards I'd set myself and there was no light at the end of the tunnel.

永久退休并不难。我当时就知道这是对的。我不再有能力达到我给自己设定的标准，而且前途无量。

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I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.

我从来没有真正煮过饭，不知道如何使用洗碗机，主要靠熟食外卖为生。我甚至不常去餐馆吃饭。

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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

我经常看有很多笑话的情景喜剧。我不知道怎么讲笑话。

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