I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car seats up above, and we'd think: Oh, please Lord, don't make us go through that.

  • -- Paul Reiser 保罗.里斯

我记得我和我的妻子曾经上过飞机,看到每个人都带着他们的孩子。他们会把婴儿车和汽车座椅放在上面,我们会想:哦,上帝,请不要让我们经历这些。

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I couldn't be an ingenue today, because the business has changed. I remember when you could dress for a premiere just by putting on a cute top. Now you have to be perfect and fabulous in every way, or you're ridiculed.

我今天不可能成为一个天真无邪的人,因为生意已经变了。我记得你可以穿一件可爱的上衣去参加首映礼。现在你必须在每个方面都做到完美和完美,否则你会被嘲笑。

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

有一次,我妻子问我,如果我不是喜剧演员,我会做什么。我不能回答这个问题。我从来没有想过做别的事情。

Each time I think there is no place lower to go, I find that there is at least one place that will mess you up worse than you were.

每次我觉得没有比这更低的地方可去的时候,我发现至少有一个地方会把你弄得比以前更糟。

Remember that God under the Law ordained a Lamb to be offered up to Him every Morning and Evening.

你要记念神在律法以下,每日早晚,派定一只绵羊羔献与他。

I'm not a screamer. I'm confrontational, but I don't think that translates into anger.

我不是一个爱尖叫的人。我是对抗性的,但我不认为这会转化为愤怒。

My wife does wish I dressed better.

我妻子真希望我穿得好些。