I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.

-- Jane Seymour 简·西摩

我点的是长腿的，但一直没有到货。我的眼睛也很奇怪，一只是灰色的，另一只是绿色的。我有一个弯曲的微笑，我的鼻子看起来像一个滑雪道。不，我不会赢得小姐比赛。

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And you know, I hate to admit this, but I don't always think in terms of Shakespeare. When I eat, I do. When I'm at a restaurant, I'll think, 'Hmm, what would Macbeth have ordered?'

你知道，我不愿意承认这一点，但我并不总是从莎士比亚的角度来思考。当我吃的时候，我吃。当我在餐厅的时候，我会想，‘嗯，麦克白会点什么?’

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Your feet are crooked, your hair is good for nothing," said the pig to the horse.

你的脚是弯的，你的头发是白的。”猪对马说。

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Crooked iron may be straightened with a hammer.

弯曲的铁可用锤子把它弄直。

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