Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

诗人说过,有孩子的原因是为了让自己长生不老。永生?现在我有五个孩子了,我唯一的希望就是在我死之前他们都离开家。

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If you've never felt that you quite got a hold of it, you just feel that before you die, you've got to try and get it right once. And hope that the experience you have makes up for the some of the diminishing energy.

如果你从来没有感觉到你已经完全掌握了它,你只是觉得在你死之前,你必须试着把它做好一次。并希望你所拥有的经验能弥补一些能量的减少。

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

我曾经有一个理论,如果你有一个美好的童年,美满的婚姻,银行里有一点钱,你就会成为一个糟糕的喜剧演员。

Many poets write books. They'll tell you: Well, I've got my next book, but there are two poems I need to write, one about x, one about y. This is a wonder to me.

许多诗人写书。他们会告诉你:好吧,我有我的下一本书,但是有两首诗我需要写,一首关于x,一首关于y,这对我来说是一个奇迹。

Value is determined by the price paid for an object jesus used his blood to purchase you that determines your value.

价值是由耶稣用他的血买给你的东西的价格决定的,这个东西决定了你的价值。

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

我们没有投入足够的科学研究来寻找治疗混蛋的方法。

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

孩子是我们唯一可以肯定的永生形式。

Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.

不要试图永远活着。你不会成功的。

Frost is the most sophisticated of poets.

弗罗斯特是最老练的诗人。