Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

  • -- Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼

你知道晚上回家对一个会给你一点爱,一点感情,一点温柔的女人意味着什么吗?这意味着你在错误的房子里,这就是它的意思。

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I grew up poor and used to look at people in big houses and thought they had everything. Then later on I looked at models in magazines and thought they had it all.

我出身贫寒,常常看着那些住在大房子里的人,以为他们什么都有。后来,我看着杂志上的模特们,觉得她们什么都有。

The moment we indulge our affections, the earth is metamorphosed, there is no winter and no night; all tragedies, all ennui, vanish, - all duties even

我们一旦放纵了自己的感情,地球就会变形,没有冬天也没有黑夜;所有的悲剧,所有的无聊,所有的消失,甚至所有的责任

Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marrige. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫。 聪明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外情。 愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=婚姻。 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕。

In junior high, I sang in madrigals, men's' and women's' choir. I played piano too, but then I got out of it.

初中的时候,我参加了男中音合唱团和女中音合唱团。我也弹钢琴,但后来我就不弹了。

When death, the great reconciler, has come, it is never our tenderness that we repent of, but our severity.

当伟大的和解者死亡降临时,我们忏悔的绝不是我们的温柔,而是我们的严厉。

I now see how gifts like courage, compassion, and connection only work when they are exercised. Every day.

我现在明白了,像勇气、同情心和人际关系这样的天赋只有在得到锻炼时才能发挥作用。每一天。

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

男人总是以一种特别的温柔来回忆他的初恋,但在那之后,他开始把他们捆在一起。

What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.

我们一生都在等待着和一个人在一起,我们可以在和另一个人在一起的瞬间找到。

I have been extremely touched by these signs of affection on the part of all the Thai people.

泰国人民的这些友好表示使我深受感动。

This is perhaps the most profound meaning of the book of Job, the best example of wisdom.

这也许是约伯记最深刻的意义,也是智慧最好的例证。

Houses are one of my passions. I probably should have been an interior decorator.

房子是我的爱好之一。我可能应该成为一名室内设计师。

There is this idea that you have to play heroines or women who succeed.

有人认为,你必须扮演成功的女英雄或女性。

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.

一个剪头发的女人即将改变她的生活。

Live every act fully, as if it were your last.

充实地生活每一个行为,就好像这是你的最后一次。