I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

  • -- Billy Connolly 比利·康诺利

我不相信天使的存在,不。但我有个小小的停车天使。它在我的仪表盘上,你给它上发条。机翼拍打着,应该给你一个停车位。到目前为止效果不错。

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Boy : Baby i want to tell you something Girl : Yes ? Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me. Girl : Okay but why ? Boy : Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth Who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife.

男孩:宝贝,我想告诉你一件事 女孩:什么事? 男孩:今天你回家时,替我谢谢你妈妈。 女孩:好吧,但是为什么? 男孩:谢谢她,因为她在这个世界上生下了一个天使 谁是我的生命,谁将成为我的妻子。

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If [voters] care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.

政治领袖的主要目的是什么?建立多数。如果(选民)关心停车场,那就谈谈停车场。

She stood in the storm, & when the wind did not blow her way, she adjusted her sails.

她站在风暴中&当风不吹她的路,她调整她的帆。

Talking nice about sun and wind and green jobs is just greenwash.

谈论阳光、风和绿色工作只是在粉饰绿色。

If you are an angle, all you can give is boredom.

如果你是一个天使,你能给的只是无聊。