I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

  • -- Billy Connolly 比利·康诺利

我不相信天使的存在,不。但我有个小小的停车天使。它在我的仪表盘上,你给它上发条。机翼拍打着,应该给你一个停车位。到目前为止效果不错。

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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If [voters] care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.

政治领袖的主要目的是什么?建立多数。如果(选民)关心停车场,那就谈谈停车场。

Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.

睡觉时,所有未分类的东西都像在大风中翻倒的垃圾箱里一样飞了出来。

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

黑得像魔鬼,热得像地狱,纯洁得像天使,甜蜜得像爱情。

No wind serves him who addresses his voyage to no certain port.

无风不起浪。

If you are an angle, all you can give is boredom.

如果你是一个天使,你能给的只是无聊。