Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

你想让我每次讲完笑话后都道歉吗?如果它没有冒犯到某人,它可能不是一个笑话。这可能不是一个有趣的观察。它一定在某个地方冒犯了某人。

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything.

把战斗带给他们。别让他们把它带给你。让他们处于守势,永远不要为任何事情道歉。

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change.

能笑的时候就笑,应该道歉的时候就道歉,不能改变的时候就放手。

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

成功的秘诀是得罪最多的人。

I don't want to offend people.

我不想冒犯别人。