Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

-- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

你想让我每次讲完笑话后都道歉吗?如果它没有冒犯到某人，它可能不是一个笑话。这可能不是一个有趣的观察。它一定在某个地方冒犯了某人。

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This is a work of fiction. All the characters in it, human and otherwise, are imaginary, excepting only certain of the fairy folk, whom it might be unwise to offend by casting doubts on their existence. Or lack thereof.

这是一部小说。书中所有的人物，无论是人还是其他方面的，都是虚构的，只有某些童话人物例外，对他们的存在表示怀疑可能是不明智的冒犯。或缺乏。

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The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin.

我人生中最大的改变是我现在不得不为自己的瘦而道歉。

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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

成功的秘诀是得罪最多的人。

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Apologize at once, or feel the wrath of my toothpick!

马上道歉，否则我的牙签会生气的!

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